Opening
Anything off the trolley, dears?
Anything off the trolley, dears?
Verse One
Waiting to get to Hogwarts, a bit impatiently,
I don't know what's dwelling there, I'll have to wait and see,
Someone's in front of our door, her voice I can't quite hear,
She opens the door and speaks to me, Anything off the trolley, dears?
Look at all the options, as far as the eye can see,
Licorice Wands, Ice Mice, and Chocolate Frogs for me,
Cauldron Cakes, Sugar Quills, Acid Pops, tons of creams,
But the thing I crave the most: Every Flavored Beans
Chorus One
Cherry and Caviar, Copper and Cookie Dough,
Marshmallow, Marmalade, Mud, and Mango,
Whatever you'll get, whether it's good or a mess,
With Bertie Bott's, you'll never guess
Extra One
Anything off the trolley, dears?
Anything off the trolley?
Verse Two
The woman with the kindly face, handed me a box,
I thanked and paid her, opening the Bertie Botts,
With it melting in my mouth, it tasted like a sin,
Don't know what flavor it tasted like, but it might've been,
Chorus Two
Toenails and Tartur Sauce, Tea and Toffee,
Custard and Curry, Coconut and Coffee,
What you'll get whether it's good or a mess,
With Bertie Bott's, will you pass the test?
Tag - Ending
Gotta love those words, they are music to my ears,
I just can't wait to hear, Anything off the trolley, dears?