All the ladies in the house
If you like 'em big and stupid
Take a look at my homeboy here
And say "All right"
Solid as a brick wall
Smart as another brick wall
Take a number
He could take all night
Neanderthal, Neanderthal
I ain't runnin' away
I'm gonna break you off somethin' proper today
Neanderthal, Neanderthal
I hope you're not kiddin' around
I thought I heard you say somethin'
About me being good for a pound
Damn
Could you pick me up?
Could you walk across the room?
Could you put me on a shelf and forget about me?
Just thought I'd ask, you big baboon
Neanderthal, Neanderthal
I ain't runnin' away
I'm gonna break you off somethin' proper today
Neanderthal, Neanderthal
No more kiddin' around
I overheard you say somethin'
About me being good for a pound
Surprise me, surprise me
Hit me over the head with something
Most of all, Neanderthal
Don't let me alone
Finally, you're looking at me
Head tilted like Mr. Lucky
I don't think Mr. Rogers is home
Neanderthal, Neanderthal
I ain't runnin' away
I'm gonna break you off somethin' proper today
Neanderthal, Neanderthal
I hope you're not kiddin' around
I honestly thought you said somethin'
About me being good for a pound
All the ladies in the house
Keep your hands where I can see 'em
Me and homeboy gonna step outside