Album: Ludaversal
Oh god! Oh god! Ugh..
9-1-1 WHat's your emergency?
Yes ma'am I got a hard problem, I got a hard problem
Calm down sir, it can't be that hard OK ?
No it can't, it can't..It is! My dick has been hard for over eight hours and it just won't, it just won't go down!
Escuse me ?
I took one of them Viagras for the first time
Word?
And the first one didn't do anything, so I took another one
OK..
And now my shit harder than titanium in this motherfucker, I've been knocking shit over
Damn I ain't had no dick in 6 months..
Why don't them shits come with directions I don't know what to do man help
Hey girl, Lisa!
Hmhm ?
Call my shift, forward thgis call to my cell and confirm his address
I got you
Swear to god imma kill Tyrone and them niggas, I ain't never listenin' to them niggas again man, I swear!
Hm..Calm down sir, help is on the way
[To be continued transcribing]