Science fact is stranger than fiction
when you work with Kip
He'll warp your logic with matters exotic
and strip away your cosmic censorship!
Jumpin into Wormholes!
And hyperspace tunnels!
Building an Einstein-Rosen Bridge
with exotic matter made up of
NEGATIVE ENERGY!
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Let's do the Time Warp with Kip!
Let's do the Time Warp with Kip!
You don't need a space ship!
Or go faster than light!
To take a time trip with Kip!
All you need is Einstein!
You'll remember your future!
Riding on a closed time-time curve!
Let's do the Time Warp with Kip!
Let's do the Time Warp with Kip!
It's all so dreamy
But the vacuum is seething
with a fluctuating quantum foam
And if you are from a civilization
that is infinitely advanced and very, very quick
you can pull a wormhole right out of it!
Put your head into it's mouth
instantly you will pop out
into another space and time!
But you better take care on the other side
not to commit matricide!
Let's do the time warp with Kip!
Well I was taking a nap in my emedding sheet
when a mini-wormhole opened up next to me
I could see on through to the other side
Kip was looking back and he was waving Hi!
The hole exposed my naked singularity
so I sewed it back up with some Super Strings!
Let's do the time warp with Kip!
You don't need a space ship!
Or go faster than light!
To take a time trip with Kip!
All you need is Einstein!
You'll remember your future!
Riding on a closed time-time curve!
Let's do the Time Warp with Kip!
Let's do the Time Warp with Kip!