Knutsford girls are fat and spotty, Buxton girls have got big bottys
Nantwich girlies' tits are flabby. Prestbury girls have got rich daddies
Paula or Lynn, they've all got a quim,
Maggie or Madge,
They've all got lips and tits and clits and slits and pinkish bits and a pouting vadge
Wilmslow girls all like Chris Rea, Sandbach girls have gonhorrea,
Poynton girls go out with Martins, Gawsworth girls just can't stop farting
Tights or stockings, they all want a cock in
Barbara or Babs
They've all got lips and tits and clits and slits and pinkish bits and pouting flaps
Give me any old bag, I'll fucking fuck it
Give me any old bag, even if they're fat
Give me any old bag, with a cunt like a bucket
They've all got lips and tits and clits and slits and pinkish bits and pouting twats