(Spoken)
Hey, guys, what do ya say we all go on down to the Cat Patch
I hear Donna's working tonight!
I see you every Friday night at a strip joint down the street
I look at you through different eyes; you're not some kind of meat
Slowly grinding to the floor, your blond hair in my face
But you go boltin' to the door when I grab your lace
Donna
Shakin' T and A to the beat
Diamond Donna
Eew, I'm getting restless in my seat
Diamond Donna
If my head was shaved, you'd surly crave what's standing over my feet
I'm just a college kid, 2000 miles from home
The only sex I ever get is a 1 900 phone
But I'll make Diamond Donna mine; I'll do my body harm
I'll shave my head, grow a beard, tat her name right on my arm
Donna
Shakin' T and A to the beat
Diamond Donna
Eew, I'm getting restless in my seat
Diamond Donna
If my head was shaved, you'd surly crave what's standing over my feet
Donna
Shakin' T and A to the beat
Diamond Donna
Eew, I'm getting restless in my seat
Diamond Donna
If my head was shaved, you'd surly crave what's standing over my feet
(Spoken) Dance, Donna, dance
Now we're at the end of the night, you gotta new show for us all
You light your passion fruits afire, man, we're havin' a ball
Go back stage and talk to her, she says,
(Spoken) Where do you get by
thinking you're the one for me, when I'm looking for a biker guy
Donna
Shakin' T and A to the beat
Diamond Donna
Eew, I'm getting restless in my seat
Diamond Donna
(Spoken) Hey, bitch, if my head was shaved,
Diamond Donna
(Spoken) I know you'd want what I got standing
over my feet, yea!
Diamond Donna
(Spoken) Hey, hey, Donna, here's a buck
Got change for a buck?
You ain't got change?
Diamond Donna
Hey, hey guys, where we going?
Put me down, put me down
Diamond Donna
Hey, I'll be waiting for you in the parking lot, baby
I'll be out there,. OK?
Hey, don't taze me, bro, don't taze, aaaaaarrrrrrgggg!
Diamond Donna
(Donna, spoken)
Don't hold your breath, baby