I'm not faithful or religious
You can count on me, I did this
Let's face it, I'm a dirty low down
Let's look at it under the microscope
Let's erase all indications out
I'm hung and obsessive
I'm lewd and aggressive
I've come to take your soul
I love you under the stethoscope
I admire you for paying at all
I'm futile and jealous
A rip-roaring felon
You can scatter my ashes for all I care
It's hopeless and I'm noble
But in the beginning I told you
You don't know what you're in for
I'm a bedridden poster
A middle child joker
I appreciate everything you do
I'm protection on the table
A snake in the stable
A match, a match for you
I'm futile and jealous
A rip-roaring felon
You can scatter my ashes for all I care
It's hopeless and I'm noble
But in the beginning I told you
You don't know what you're in for
I'm futile and jealous
A rip-roaring felon
You can scatter my ashes for all I care
It's hopeless and I'm noble
But in the beginning I told you
You don't know what you're in for