Album: Dodgy
Soy dandy, pour latte soy dandy
If you've any handy hand me soy dandy
No coffee, tea, bonox or brandy
The one drug to expand me can be soy dandy
Roasted dandelion root's therapeutic to boot
Though it's taste has acquired a disputed repute
Lighten up avec lait d'Legume or Bovine
If it's your cup of tea, honey, sure we'll be fine
And dandy, our livers demand we
Deliver soy dandy blandly or grandly
Though strangely, the French say "pissenlit"
While "dent de lion" is, frankly, soy dandy
Now, the tooth of the Lion is the truth of the name
For the leaf has a line which is somewhat the same
Just as "soy" must have been* from the Spanish "to be"
But two bees may or may not** mean honey, you see
How Gandhi, on legs thin and bandy
Walked in, took a stand, demanding soy dandy
And Teddy once begged Andy Pandy
"Lose Looby Loo's candy. You need soy dandy"
Like beaches are sandy, I need soy dandy
Like stud bulls are randy, I need soy dandy
Like beer and lemonade is shandy, I need soy dandy