I've got some pimples on my face
All across both cheeks
It's a pretty big disgrace
Those pimples spell out SNEAK
Oh, I'm a sneak and you're a sneak
We sneak all over the place
I guess the biggest difference is
It's written on my face
They don't come off, no matter what
I've tried the gels and creams
This has to be Dark Arts, someone
Expel Hermione
Oh, I'm a sneak and you're a sneak
We're sneaky as can be
But since I've got it on my face
The biggest sneak is me