You-Know-Who is not back, OK!?
No one cares what the heck you say
The Daily Prophet says that you're crazy
Harry Potter goes away
But Cho Chang thinks you're great
Which fills me full of hate
You took her on a date
Harry Potter, just you wait
I'll get my revenge soon
You'll get what's coming to you
I'll fill your pumpkin juice with U-NO-POO
Harry Potter, FUCK YOU
You-Know-Who is not back, OK!?
No one cares what the heck you say
The Daily Prophet says that you're crazy
Harry Potter goes away