Conversations with my bathroom mirror
Are never the same as when you're standing here
I'm chickenshit out on a brave frontier
That teenage wasteland
So begins the Jack slap cheer!
1 2 3 4
Your mom ain't home
She's out strippin' for your education
Your dad's out marchin' for the NRA
(The NRA!)
I'm so damn bored I'm crawling out of my skin
The devil's got more room to play
This town gets so boring
When you're not scoring
It gets so boring and you live right up the street
16 summers,
Let's make one complete
We're all
Yeah we're all Jack slaps here
Jack slaps,
Jack slaps with Jack slap fears
All lost,
All lost on the same frontier
So face the facts
And sing the cheer
1 2 3 4
Your dad stepped out
He's point zero nine and on the highway
The speaker's blown but he still sings along
Just tryin' to get some,
Some satisfaction
Bring me home,
Don't send me home
This town gets so boring
When you're not scoring
It gets so boring and you live right up the street
16 summers,
Let's make one complete
This town gets so boring
When you're not scoring
This town gets so boring
When you're not scoring
This town gets so boring
(We're all Jack slaps here)
When you're not scoring
(Jack slaps with Jack slap fears)
This town gets so boring
(All lost on the same frontier)
When you're not scoring
Face the facts, sing the cheer!
This town gets so boring
When you're not scoring
It gets so boring and you live right up the street
16 summers,
Let's make one complete