(Commitment...oh no)
I can feel the lead between my toes
I can taste the sweat dripping off of my nose
My girlfriend just back her test
And the reading says - I've got six months at best to run
There's a baby in the oven
Put a fear into my heart
She wants a commitment
But I already done my part
My trojan horse was at the gate
And my greeks poured into her city
But now I've got a baby
Because the condom was so shitty
My pastor says I'll burn in hell when days are through
So I'm gonna have a lot fun before my ticket's due
There's a baby in the oven
Put a fear into my heart
She wants a commitment
But I already done my part
Should I perhaps feel some regret for what I've done to her?
I'm just gonna run away while you come up with the answer