Eleven PM sitting at my computer desk
Looking at IM, seeing who's on at this late hour
Hey look, it's that one girl I met in that chat room
She sent me pictures that she took in her bathroom mirror
We live on the same street
How could we never meet?
I guess she lives with her grandmother
In the nursing home because that's the only other building around here
We decide to meet at the mall
Next Friday, bring a basketball
She likes to play, just like me
I hope she is as pretty as she says
Or at least I think, cuz I already saw the picture
So why speculate?
Too bad, she's an 80-year old man bag
She has dimples the size of your fist
How could I have missed the facts?
He's a predator, a giant T-rex predator
I felt so secure when I walked out the door
Into the mall
He was standing there ten feet tall
And he touched me on the shoe woooo
My brand new shoes
He was muddy, made me blue
Cuz he's a predator, sexual predator