Well your face was so cute and your eyes were so brown
like a puddle of mud where my eyes would drown
well your voice was embaraced but your posture was (spring?)
so logically i assumed that you must be a dream
you lived in a cabin on an old country road
and you worked in your organic garden alone
i thought that it was likely that you just might be perfect
and on our first date you said i hope you arent allergic
to cats
and i said an army of kittens couldnt keep me away
because ive been on (something) for 100 days
and ill sleep in a bed with cats and dogs too
as long as ill also be sleeping with you
as long as ill also be sleeping with you
well you knew how to sew and you knew how to cook
and nothing you made ever came from a book
and you knew all the stars in the sky by their names
and the periodic table you knew just the same
so i kept on looking close at your armor for a chink
but you even liked the same kind of haibiscus tea that i did
and i said maybe we should think about marryin
and she said that sounds great but you know youll be sharing
me with my cats
and i said an army of kittens couldnt keep me away
cause ill mose on with my nasal spray
and ill sleep in a bed with cats and dogs too
as long as ill also be sleeping with you