Album: Matt the Electrician Is Alive
There is a chicken with no feet
Cause its easier to eat
And apples the size of cantaloupes
We're running out of Honey bee's
But hey we've got Cubic Peas
And Corn that grows off the cob
And they call it Frankin-Foods
Likes its some kind of monster
And Yeah I'm scared of it too
But there's still one thing out there
There's still bacon
It still grows on the bacon tree
It still wants to be inside of me
Its still super healthy
Yeah there's still bacon
And it's still super healthy
There are cows that eat other cows
And pigs that eat chickens
And every Christmas day there's a turducken
And these carrots are not your grandpa's carrots
And these ferrets used to be birds
And they call it Frankin-Foods
Likes its some kind of monsters
And Yeah I'm scared of them too
But there's still one thing out there
There's still bacon
It still comes from the bacon tree
It still wants to be inside of me
Its still super healthy
Yeah there's still bacon
The key to ever lasting life
Reliefs your stress and your strife
And it will satisfy your wife
Yeah there's still bacon
Bacon Sunshine's on the bacon grass
Vitamin Bacon in every glass
And it will help you kick Popey's Ass
Yeah there's still bacon
And it will help you kick Popey's Ass