I had a dream last night
That you were pregnant
But you can't get pregnant when you're dead

Maybe I'm wrong
Maybe I'm wrong

If you come back
Try and let me know
I just wanna say hi, and congratulations

One time I thought you were my cat
But you took a crap on my pillow,
and I changed my mind about that one
Maybe I'm wrong
Maybe I'm wrong

If you chase birds,
Scratch the screen door
Just try not to scratch me and my wife so much anymore

Sometimes everything means nothing
Sometimes I can't believe myself
When we're driving in my dreams,
It's in your car
I don't know why, but we're lost
It's just where we are

I heard a psychic medium on the radio
Said he could hear spirits,
I thought about calling him
Maybe I'm wrong
Maybe I'm wrong

If you're standing there
Whispering in his ear
Do me a favor and tell him why the fuck you jumped off a cliff

Sometimes everything means nothing
Sometimes I can't believe myself
When we're driving in my dreams,
It's in your car
I don't know why, but we're lost
It's just where we are...

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