i live on the jersey shore
think of you baby eight times a day or more
i know you toenails are always painted blue
and on the beach there together
i might have thought your name was heather
i said the wrong words but i was thinking of you
cuz i'm the gorilla that you needed
my feelings for you they can't be beated
the dance floor's so hot and i think you're nice
and we'll go out in shiny leather
and we'll be holding hands forever
seaside heights new jersey is our paradise
and the muscles in my neck are ripping my shirt again
your hair could lack a poof
and you know i wouldn't give a hoot
in my gorilla suit
i'm so into you
yeah i live on the jersey shore
i drink eight times my weight or more
and i'm always dreaming of you
yeah i live on the jersey shore
i drink eight times my weight or more
and i'm always dreaming of you
and the muscles in my neck are ripping my shirt again
your hair could lack a poof
and you know i wouldn't give a hoot
my life seems such a mess
when you're not sluttily dressed
if you wanna be orange
then i'm gonna be orange
on the jersey shore