Delta Dawn, what's that flower you have on? Could it be a faded rose from days gone by? And could I hear you say he was meetin' you here today, to take you to his mansion in the sky?
She's 41 her daddy still calls her "baby". All the folks around Brownville say she's crazy. She walked downtown with a suitcase in her hand. Looking for a mysterious dark haired man.
In her younger days they called her Delta Dawn. Prettiest woman you ever laid eyes on. Then a man alone graced her by her side. Promised he'd take her for his ride.
Delta Dawn, what's that flower you have on? Could it be a faded rose from days gone by? (YEAH!) And did I hear you say he was meetin' you here today, to take you to his mansion in the sky?
Delta Dawn, what's that flower you have on? Could it be a faded rose from days gone by? (YEAH!) And did I hear you say he was meetin' you here today, to take you to his mansion in the sky?
Delta Dawn, what's that flower you have on? Could it be a faded rose from days gone by? (LET'S GO!) Did I hear you say he was meetin' you here today , to take you to his mansion in the sky?
Delta Dawn, what's that flower you have on? Could it be a faded rose from days- Eh, eh, hey, no no no, wait, cut it, cut it. (Seriously) Could you guys consult me when you decide to do P-Jumps.... in the future? Would that be cool? That was NOT a C-Sharp Minor, no! (I honestly can't believe you're whining, that was only four modulations dude, seriously. That's.... nothing.) Ok, ok, whatever. Thanks Jonny, thank you. Anyway, a lot of people came a really long way to get here tonight, and uh, we'd like to take a chance to thank some of them. You know what I mean? Because they came awful long way and they woke up really early. Let's give a big hand to Me First and the Gimme Gimmes. Because if it wasn't for them, we wouldn't be here. The next song Joey, the next song, is the dance number. THE NEXT SONG! (You know, I'm just saying I fee-) You don't want to dance for this one people! Stay away from the dance floor! Wait until the next song! (Everybody, it's dangerous get back, get back!) Joey, you ruined everything! You had to ruin everything? (Jonny, I'm totally sorry, I ruined your Bar Mitzfah.)