MIDDLE AGED BALDING FAT GUY SITTING AT HOME WITH THE LAZY BOY
32 INCH SCREEN TV IS HIS FAVORITE TOY
SITTIN AT HOME AND REMENISSING ABOUT HIS HIGH SCHOOL FAME
NOW HES FAT AND UGLY AND ALL HE BRINGS IS SHAME
WAITING FOR THE SUN TO GO DOWN
LETS WATCH THE GAME
NO ONE REMEMBERS HIS NAME
TOO MUCH BEER AND HE WAS LAZY SO HE LOST HIS JOB
HIS GIRLFRIEND LEFT HIM 3 MONTHS AGO SHE SAID HE WAS A SLOB
ALL HE DOES IS WATER HIS BEER WHENEVER HE STARTS TO CRY
YOU CANT HIM OFF THE LAZY BOY EVEN IF YOU TRIED