EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD
MY PROBLEM WAS TOO WILD
I TURNED MY BED INTO A SEA
HOLY FUCK WHATS WORNG WITH ME
MY PLASTIC SHEETS ARE COLD
ITS REALLY SAD I'M TOLD
ALL MY DAD CAN REALLY SAY
ITS WORSE THAN BEING GAY
WHAT THE FUCKS WITH ME
WHY CANT I JUST PEE
WHY CANT I JUST BE
DRY FOR FUCKING ONCE
EVERYDAY WHEN I WAKE UP
I KNOW ITS JUST MY LUCK
TO FIND MY BED WET
HOW UNLUCKY CAN I GET
I DONT KNOW WHAT MY PROBLEM IS
WHY IS IT THAT I WIZ
COULD IT BE THE BOOGEE MAN
OR ALLIGATORS IN THE CAN