Here he comes he's a right proper Charlie (right proper Charlie)
Flapping his gums what a right proper Charlie (right proper Charlie)
We all know one, he's a right proper Charlie (right proper Charlie)
You'll always have fun with a right proper Charlie
(incomprehensible lyrics)
So you're here, sitting on your own
with no money, waiting by the telephone
And you're hoping she ain't locked you out of your 'ome
You'll be walking to your brothers, waking up on your own (right proper Charlie)
Here he comes he's a right proper Charlie (right proper Charlie)
Flapping his gums what a right proper Charlie (right proper Charlie)
We all know one, he's a right proper Charlie (right proper Charlie)
You'll always have fun with a right proper Charlie
Right proper Charlie, yeah, I think you know the sort
When the weather man says it's six below, he'll be wearing cycling shorts
And the businessman it all goes to plan for
Until he rings his lunchtime
After a sip of the dreaded grape, It's proper Charlie time
And the other ones who are proper Charlie
I swear are the ones who dance down at Carniroad
Here he comes he's a right proper Charlie (right proper Charlie)
Flapping his gums what a right proper Charlie (right proper Charlie)
We all know one, he's a right proper Charlie (right proper Charlie)
You'll always have fun with a right proper Charlie
He's a right proper Charlie (hah)
She's a right proper Charlie (hah)
They're my right proper Charlie
Get girls for me, be to roll on me (hah)
Who's a right proper Charlie? (hah)
They're my right proper Charlie (hah)
They're my right proper Charlie
Get girls for me (hah)
(more incomprehensible lyrics)
Right proper Charlie!
Right proper Charlie!
Right proper Charlie!
Now you never mean to be the right proper Charlie
Now you gotta mean it, don't put it past me
Yes I do mind, yes I've seen one
You would be one, your time has all come
I'll be waiting, I'll be watching
My sights are spating, it's not stoping
Please shut your mouth, 'cause you're driving me bobey
It's not, be obliged, be a right proper Charlie
Here he comes he's a right proper Charlie (right proper Charlie)
Flapping his gums what a right proper Charlie (right proper Charlie)
We all know one, he's a right proper Charlie (right proper Charlie)
You'll always have fun with a right proper Charlie
Right proper Charlie
Right proper Charlie
Right proper Charlie