I've been thinking in between breaks from drinking
About the things you said concerning my singing
Oh you said the top 10 billboards I could break in
Tell me are you for real or just faking
I'd grow a beard if you think the hippies would dig me
I would work on my flow if you thought I had hip-hop in me
To impress the girls I'd work on my sensitivity
Id sport my tattoos proud for punk crowd longevity
And if you told me that I could be famous
I'd present you with a list of changes I could make
We could fake the world out
To cause a fuss I'd call shotgun on the tour bus
Playing every show shirtless ladies would adore us
Throwing pennies on the stage at every single chorus
Then we'd break up the band 'cause all this money bores us
And if you told me that I could be famous
I'd present you with a list of changes I could make
We could fake the world out
We could fake the world out
We could fake the world out
We could fake the world out