[Hook 1: Empress]
So tell me why
Tell me why you ain't moving
[Verse 1: Mikill Pane]
Now what you hear is not a test
Aw shut up hey mate they won't believe it
Your lines were pitiful on the original
Nobody's having that on the remix
Fair enough bruv, same rules apply
Save all the lies, you ain't fooling Mike
So I need you folks to promise me again
That you'll honestly tell me what the weekend
Held for you, tell the truth
Did the drinking peak between 12 and 2?
Were you safe in the dance when the thugs dem lurk?
Can you say Richard Ashcroft 'the drugs did work'?
Are your feet blistered from uncomfortable shoes
That you skanked about in the dancehall room?
If you answered 'yes' to any of the above you're a party pest
This is evidence of love for the lifestyle
[Hook 2: Empress]
And now were moving
We hear the beat I can't stop grooving
My feet and hands they are losing
And feel in touch within the music
So tell me why you ain't moving
We hear the beat I can't stop grooving
My feet and hands they are losing
And feel in touch within the music
So tell me why
[Verse 2: Mikill Pane]
Is your hearing fucked from not wearing plugs?
Do you even really care that much?
Do your nights never go to plan?
Have you taken part in every drinking game known to man?
Do you hope you don't find those pills with no shrooms?
Do you fancy the girl on the till in the cloakroom?
Do you remember the time you told her she had a nice arse
Before she clocked that you'd stolen a fucking pint glass?
Have you ever been in a fist fight cos this guy
Couldn't dance and put his elbow in your chick's eye?
Have you ever used the line 'last night was the best night'?
Are you on every night club website?
Are you nursing a hangover right now?
If the beat makes your head bang go and lie down
We wouldn't want anybody keeling over
If you're standing, well done for being a soldier
[Hook 2: Empress]
[Verse 3: Mikill Pane]
Do you get emotional and wish we'd see clubs stop getting closed cos of shitty
Street beef?
Do you have a Supreme collection of DJ sets and promotional mix CDs?
Do you really want to destroy the movement?
You know those fucks that think there's such thing as noise pollution?
Would you get the fools out to calculate
The decibel count of a clout to the face?
Do you dance about in mad hot venues?
Have you had every item on kebab shop menus?
Have you heard stop it and go home?
Have you thrown up on somebody you don't know?
Test over, add your scores up
Are you even listening or were you caught up
In the heat of the beat of my boy Will Power?
I guess tests never really matter
I guess tests never really matter (x 8)