Album: Crazy Ex‐Girlfriend
They say life is so much sweeter
through the telephoto lens of fame
around here you get
just as much attention
cheerin' at the high school football game
I dreamed of going to Nashville
Put my money down
and placed my bet
But I just got the first buck of the season
I made the front page
of the Turnertown Gazette
Every last one, route one,
rural hearts got a story to tell
Every grandma, in law, ex girlfriend
Maybe knows us just a little too well
Whether you're late for church
or you're stuck in jail
Hey words gonna get around
Everybody dies famous in a small town
Tyler and Casey broke up
It ended pretty quietly
We heard he was caught
red-handed with her mama
That's just what they let us all believe
Every last one, route one,
rural hearts got a story to tell
Every grandma, in law, ex girlfriend
Maybe knows us just a little too well
Whether you're late for church
or you're stuck in jail
Hey words gonna get around
Everybody dies famous in a small town
Baby who
Needs their faces in a magazine
Me and you
We've been stars of the town
since we were 17
Let's go on down to the quick stop
Wear your yellow shades
And I'll put on my tight jeans
And we'll just spend the weekend
burnin' rubber
And we'll let em point
and stare disbelieve
Every last one, route one,
rural hearts got a story to tell
Every grandma, in law, ex girlfriend
Maybe knows us just a little too well
Whether you're late for church
or you're stuck in jail
Hey words gonna get around
Everybody dies famous in a small town
Everybody dies famous in a small town
(Thanks to perrytheplatypus1 for correcting these lyrics)