(Steve Punt): And before we go any further, Mitch has something he REALLY needs to get off his chest.
(Mitch): The following is a heartfelt message to all my friends and family.
I know you think of me as someone to rely on,
A helping hand or just a shoulder to cry on,
Though I'm glad you feel that way,
There's something I should say:
I'm afraid I won't be there for you
This Saturday.
'Cause ...
Call me during Doctor Who and I'll KILL you,
Leave me in peace if you wanna survive,
As far as you're concerned I'm incommunicado,
Seven pm 'till seven forty-five.
I'm all yours again come Sunday morning,
Although my conversation may be rather boring,
All week long I swear I'll be as helpful as can be,
But Saturday night you'd better stay the hell away from me.
'Cause ...
Call me during Doctor Who and I'll KILL you,
Sixteen years I've been waiting for this,
Call me during Doctor Who and I'll KILL you,
Don't even think about ringing just to take the -
Call me during Doctor Who and I'll KILL you,
I'm not kidding, look me right in the face,
Call me during Doctor Who and I'll KILL you,
Saturday night I need some time and space.