Album: Root Hog or Die
Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two
headed love child
It's a bigfoot baby all covered in fur now
Stark raving naked in the fornication nation
We were secretly married out in Las Vegas
at a little bitty chapel,
Joan Collins married us
rootin tootin, ain't high falutin'
Rick Astley is a pantywaist, match my butt with his face
He's teeny tiny two inches of terror, they're all gonna
scare you
Hairbrained cockamamie knuckleheaded idjit galoot
No truth to the rumor about Spuds and Debbie G--
only went to the motel, just to watch a little TV
Hate that dog, he must die
Saxophone solo
T-T-T-T-T-Tiffany, is wrestling in jello
Body slamming Debbie G, they're covered head
to toe
h*** on, my h*** on
Repeat first verse
I'm stark raving naked in the fornication nation
Stark raving naked in the fornication nation
Stark raving naked in the fornication..........nation.......
| # | Top 3 Mojo Nixon |
|---|---|
| 1 | Mojo Nixon - Don Henley Must Die |
| 2 | Mojo Nixon - Burn Down The Malls |
| 3 | Mojo Nixon - You Can't Kill Me |