I never was an easy child
I had a lot of fights in school
The careers advisor said to me
Here’s what I think you should do
Now you could be a sailor or
Maybe you could have your own ship
If you had an oil tanker
You wouldn’t have to take no shit
I am the captain of this ship
And I will be obeyed
If you’re not standing on the bridge
Then you’re a galley slave
I sailed across the ocean blue
I travelled round the seven seas
And off the coast of So-ma-li isle
Some pirates boarded me
And after about half an hour
Those stupid motherfuckers knew
That when they tried to board my vessel
They bit off more than they
Could ever chew
I am the captain of this ship
And I will be obeyed
If you’re not standing on the bridge
Then you’re a galley slave
This deck it will not wash itself
So get down on your knees
The sails they will not raise themselves
So get up in the bridge
Your back it will not whip itself
(not sure)
My balls they will not wash themselves
So get down on your knees
I am the captain of this ship
And I will be obeyed
If you’re not standing on the bridge
Then you’re a galley slave
I am the captain of this ship
And I will be obeyed
If you’re not standing on the bridge
Then you’re a galley slave
You might not (something) dogs
Row