Album: Monty Python Sings
Take it away Eric the Orchestra Leader...
A-one, two, a-one two three four
Hald a bee, philosophically,
Must ipso facto half not be.
But half a bee, has got to be,
Vis a vis its entity.
D'you see?
But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee,
When hald the bee is not a bee,
Due to some ancient injury
Singing!
La di di, one two three,
Eric the Half a Bee,
A B C D E F G,
Eric the Half a Bee.
Is this wretched demi-bee,
Half asleep upon my knee,
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric the Half a Bee.
Fiddle di dum, fiddle di dee,
Eric the Half a Bee.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the Half a Bee.
I love this hive emply-ee-ee,
Bisected accidentally,
One Summer afternoon by me,
I love him carnally.
He loves him carnally..
Semi-carnally.
The end.
Cyril Connolly?
No, semi-carnally.
Oh.
Cyril Connolly.