An anorexic young upstart struts down the runway, 
she is so thin but more gaunt then lean. 
She cut down on her baby fat the fun way, checked herself into a magazine 
										
Like every preacher needs a sinner and the gangster likes the sub-machine, 
experts get paid by the beginners 
and the bombshell needs her magazine. 
Ventura police told me that I was weaving on my way down the hall to suite two-ten. 
See, I get blown away so easily, all it takes me is a few puffs of wind. 
When I go out to see my baby, I pick her up at ten-fifteen 
And as I wait for all her clothes to get put on I sit down and check out a magazine.