Oh Jamie, you're my favourite Brit
I'm head over heels for you and I just can't hide it
I know you're all the way out there in Durham
But I need you to see how devoted I am
Oh Jamie, I think I'm in love with you
I just came here to say
That everytime we touch
I feel the static
You live so far away
And the distance sucks
But it doesn't kill the magic
You are
The most magical muggle in the world
Oh Jamie, to hold you in my arms
I'd swim across the Atlantic to bring you Lucky Charms
I laugh my head off when you say your British Joke of the Day
Je t'adore, mon amour, repondez vouz s'il vous plait
Oh Jamie, I think I'm in love with you
I just came here to say
That everytime we touch
I feel the static
You live so far away
And the distance sucks
But it doesn't kill the magic
You are
The most magical muggle in the world
Oh Jamie, you're phone has an English accent
It makes me sad to listen to shows where you're absent
I just can't get enough of your awesome Norris quotes
Be careful when you shove sausages down your throat
Oh Jamie, I think I'm in love with you
I just came here to say
That everytime we touch
I feel the static
You live so far away
And the distance sucks
But it doesn't kill the magic
You are
The most magical muggle in the world