Oh Jamie, you're my favourite Brit

I'm head over heels for you and I just can't hide it


I know you're all the way out there in Durham

But I need you to see how devoted I am

Oh Jamie, I think I'm in love with you



I just came here to say

That everytime we touch

I feel the static

You live so far away

And the distance sucks

But it doesn't kill the magic

You are

The most magical muggle in the world



Oh Jamie, to hold you in my arms

I'd swim across the Atlantic to bring you Lucky Charms

I laugh my head off when you say your British Joke of the Day

Je t'adore, mon amour, repondez vouz s'il vous plait

Oh Jamie, I think I'm in love with you



I just came here to say

That everytime we touch

I feel the static

You live so far away

And the distance sucks

But it doesn't kill the magic

You are

The most magical muggle in the world



Oh Jamie, you're phone has an English accent

It makes me sad to listen to shows where you're absent

I just can't get enough of your awesome Norris quotes

Be careful when you shove sausages down your throat

Oh Jamie, I think I'm in love with you



I just came here to say

That everytime we touch

I feel the static

You live so far away

And the distance sucks

But it doesn't kill the magic

You are

The most magical muggle in the world

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