What a bummer man, summer's almost gone
Vacations nearly over, and I still ain't got laid,
Mum's yelling 'get a job'
I said 'If we're so hard up, you get a job'
Wait 'til she sees my grades
What you are is what you wear,
Well you're out of luck and you're out of line,
Teen Psycho Nightmare, No 99
If I watch another soap man, I swear I'll explode,
Hey why don't we hop around Joey's, maybe smoke some weed,
I heard his folks are away,
Gone on holiday,
We could skinny dip in their pool,
Hey what's your sister doing tonight?
What you are is what you wear,
Well you're out of luck and you're out of line,
Teen Psycho Nightmare, No 99
SOLO
I'm so bored, I'm just so goddamn bored,
All I want is a little bit of fun,
All I want is a little bit of fun,
All I want is, is, is, is, is,
Drugs! drugs! drugs! drugs!
Did I maybe mention in passing, there was this other little thing,
I was kind of hoping for,
It's an itsy bitsy, teeny weeny, eeny meeny, miny mony,
Skirt! drugs! skirt! drugs!
Drugs! drugs! drugs! drugs!
What you are is what you wear,
Well you're out of luck and you're out of line,
Teen Psycho Nightmare, No 99