Album: Hearts in Mind
(Clive Gregson)
I love this town
 like an unmade bed
										
I love this town
 of the living dead
I love this town
 gonna paint it red
If I can spare a minute
I love this town
 where curtains twitch
Where this door scratches
 next door's itch
It's a pantomime
 at fever pitch
And we can all be in it
People here are large as life
They know the whole world and his wife
From a razor's edge to a kitchen knife
They'll be glad to help you
I love this town
 of hidden charms
Where no one means
 you any harm
And if you sleep
 through false alarms
No one here would blame you
I love this town
 on the beaten track
Where nothing slips
 between the cracks
Her rent's arrears
 his heart attack
Now isn't that a shame, ooh!
Everyone's friendly to your face
And everybody knows their place
As long as you respect their space
You won't have to worry
The town hall clock is calling out
It's rush hour on the roundabout
Now I know without a doubt
It's the place for me
I love this town
 the dirty streets
It's a merry-go-round
 with broken seats
Where silk and lace
 and satin sheets
Are only dirty washing
I love this town
 down on its knees
It's going under
 by degrees
Still we can do
 just as we please
As long as no one's watching
I love this town
 I love this town
I love this town
 I love this town