Once upon a time I had a choice of three
Said who's the little twerp?
He's choosing after me
I didn't think, I didn't think, I didn't think
I saw a dinosaur with fire on his tail
A little did I know that he would make me fail
Got advantage on me, advantage on me, advantage on me
Now he's long gone, probably laughing at me
Should've realized that Gary's so cheap
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Wish I knew he'd use "Bubble" when I sent in,
when I sent my Charmander
Always landing those critical hits
You're gonna make me drown
Wish I knew he'd use "Bubble" when I sent in,
when I sent my Charmander
Always landing those critical hits
And now I'm fainded on the cold hard ground
Oak, Oak, Gary, Gary, Gary
Oak, Oak, Gary, Gary, Gary
I met him on a boat, I killed his Raticate
And now he's down to five, I'll rub it in his face
I didn't know, I didn't know, I didn't know
Not to mess with Gary Oak,'Cause he'll get his revenge
You got your eight badge, somehow he's gotten ten
He's so cheap, He's so cheap, He's so cheap
And the very best is what I wanna be
But now he is the champ and the joke is on me
(Chorus)
Wish I knew he'd use "Bubble" when I sent in,
when I sent my Charmander
Always landing those critical hits
You're gonna make me drown
Wish I knew he'd use "Bubble" when I sent in,
when I sent my Charmander
Always landing those critical hits
And now I'm fainded on the cold hard ground
Oak, Oak, Gary, Gary, Gary
Oak, Oak, Gary, Gary, Gary...