Album: Skinny Jeanz and a Mic

I got way too many chicks
(New Boyz)
I got way too many chicks
Aye bruh, what up
(I got way too many chicks)
Damn
I got that too
Oh for real, yup
Aiight
Yo let me tell you a story
Aiight bruh, for sure
(I got way too many chicks)
Check it out bruh
(I got way too many chicks)
Wake up

[Verse 1: Legacy]
I met this girl named Chanel
From ATL
An actress and a singer
She was paid in mills
We first spoke
I thought I found a bad chick on the spot
Til I noticed that her breath
Smell like fat kids in a box
I met this girl named Jill
Who wanted my baby
I always told her no
But I ain't know she was crazy
I was in I had to bust
I was like wait Jill
She put a gun to my head
And was like (stay still)
I met this girl named Laneice
A freak but ugly
Stripped for me once
And her butt cheeks was musty
Every time it got loud she would sneak a small fart
Chick passed so much gas
She could make a car start
New this chick named Shirley
She acted so perky
But lil did I know that the chick had herpes
Tried kissed me in my sleep I got up and screamed
Chick had a cold sore that looked like John McCain
Now I'm sitting on my couch (couch)
Thinking how it get to the point
Where I can't even get a decent sounding chick
One more try to holla I'm a mase him in the lip
I never thought it would be bad that I got way too many chicks

[Chorus:]
I got way too many chicks
(I got way too many chicks)
I got way too many chicks
(I got way too many chicks)
I got way too many chicks
(Hey)
But if I had a dollar for the good ones
I wouldn't make shit
(Ha ha)
I got way too many chicks
(I got way too many chicks)
I got way too many chicks
(I got way too many chicks)
I got way too many chicks
But if I had a dollar for the good ones
I wouldn't make shit

[Verse 2: Ben J]
I met this one chick
Named Miley Checks
I was so fascinated by Miley's breast
She said she had a gift
It was probably sex
She took her wig off
She looked like Kanye West
I met this girl named Teeka
She was not no groupie
She was a black belt
Starred in Kong Fu Movies
I liked her, but I had to dump her on the second date
Cause every time she moved her mouth
Her words will come out second blaze
I met this chick named Ivett
Who invented sex
I got her naked in an hour
The we hit the bed
She was twitching so much
Like she had the best
I found out the real reason
Cause she had torettes
There was one teacher
Named was Mrs.Chandelier
She was so bomb
That I would skip lunch just to see her
Til she snuck up from behind me
And I kicked her out of fear
Sounded like Ja Rule
Was tryna whisper in my ear
Now I'm sitting on my couch
Just thinking how I can't even get a decent sounding chick
One more try to holla I'm a mase him in the lip
I never thought it would be bad that I got way too many chicks

[Chorus:]
I got way too many chicks
(I got way too many chicks)
I got way too many chicks
(I got way too many chicks)
I got way too many chicks
(Hey)
But if I had a dollar for the good ones
I wouldn't make shit
(Ha ha)
I got way too many chicks
(I got way too many chicks)
I got way too many chicks
(I got way too many chicks)
I got way too many chicks
(Hey, hey)
But if I had a dollar for the good ones
I wouldn't make shit

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