Album: Pump Up The Valuum
We're professional punkers we come from the suburbs
After 15 years we're still having fun
Now we're over 30 not looking so pretty
at least we got a beat up accordian
That's Erik our drummer his fathers a plumber
He drank enough booze to get rhode island drunk
Now sober but smelly he's got one big belly
From living the good life provided by punk
Singin Singin Singin
Buy me a becks beer or pass me a bong
Gimmie some bushmills I'll sing you this song
Open another big box of cheap wine we're over 30 we're doin just fine
El Hefe is not satanic he's one hip hispanic
He grew up with one dozen cousins and kin
He wears baggy pants he know how to break dance
You've seen him do every impersonation
That Melvin on six string some tell me I can't sing
Oh I think you can just don't do it round me
Stick with what you know
Playing guitar solo with hetson and watt in punk rock karaoke
Singin Singin Singin
Buy me a becks beer or pass me a bong
Gimmie some bushmills I'll sing you this song
Open another big box of cheap wine we're over 30 we're doin just fine
My name is Fat Mike I'm obsessed with big lesbians
I've been a punk rocker for most of my life
I sing kinda flat I'm not really that fat
But that's how I hit them with a hook or a slice
I'm Kent I do sound look his getting so round
I'm Timmy the Turtle he counts as he clicks
I'm Jay I don't care someone please cut his hair
I'm Limo from Scotland so give me haggis
Singin Singin Singin
Buy me a becks beer or pass me a bong
Gimmie some bushmills I'll sing you this song
Open another big box of cheap wine we're over 30 we're doin just fine
Buy me a becks beer or pass me a bong
Gimmie some bushmills I'll sing you this song
We a quaalide or chop we a line we're pushin 40 we're doin just fine
Give me a casual, pass me a bong,
Give me Glenlivet I'll sing you this song
Open another big box of cheap wine
If you take the low road then I'll take the high