Album: Sucking Out Loud: Ookla the Mok Live at Windycon 25
Stop talking about comic books or I'll kill you
I don't care if the Hulk could defeat the Man of Steel
I'm gonna rearrange your face if you continue to debate
Whether Logan's claws could pierce
Steve Roger's shield
I just couldn't care less if they bring back Kraven,
And I don't care if Spiderman's a clone
Stop spending all our cash on back issues of the Flash,
Or I swear to God you're gonna spend
your twilight years alone
Okay, you can call them graphic novels,
But they're still just plain old comic books to me,
And I don't see why you must always ceaselessly discuss
The post-Zero hour continuity
For the last time I won't read those Kirby X-men
You know that I prefer the work he did for DC
And if you don't want to die
you'll lose that Overstreet Price Guide,
Comic Buyer's Guide, and Wizard Magazine,
But please get the new Invisibles for me