Jerry:
When Michael's got the basketball
It's Michael's house from wall to wall
You hear that name, it's a diff'rent game
When it's Michael Jordan's ball
When it's Michael's ball you're dead, you're through
'Cause Michael takes the game to you
He's in your face, you lost the race
It's Michael Jordan's ball
The fake, the spin
The drive and then he's in the paint
The pump, the jump, and he's up in the air
Like a goddamn saint!
When Michael bolts and he penetrates
You feel the volts he generates
He's slick as soap, he's King, he's Pope
He's Michael Friggin' Jordan!
Jerry & Men:
You fake, you spin, you drive
And then you're in the paint
You pump, you jump, and you're up there!
You're up there!
You're up there!
And you're through the roof
And you're in the zone
Two-hundred-proof testosterone
You're bad, you're hot, you're almost God!
Jerry:
You're Michael Jordan...
Say it!
I'm Michael -
Horse:
I'm Michael -
Ethan:
I'm Michael -
Malcolm:
I'm Michael -
Harold:
I'm Michael -
Dave:
I'm Michael -
Jerry, Dave & Malcolm:
I'm Michael -
Ethan, Harold & Horse:
Michael Jordan -
Dave:
Let's get ready to rumble!!