Pauline Pantsdown - Backdoor Man lyrics

I'm as glorious as can be, Pauline
I wonder what the end will be, Pauline
Yes

Here I am
I find this very hard
but I look at it this way

I'm a backdoor man,
I'm very proud of it
I'm a backdoor man,
I'm homosexual
I'm a backdoor man, yes I am,
I'm very proud of it
I'm a backdoor man,
I'm homosexual , giggles
Backdoor,
Clean up our own backdoor
We need to get behind,
And we'll do trade with you

Backdoor,
All our fears will be realised
But I'm a happy person
Because I'm a backdoor man,
Yes I am giggles

Sending you forget-me-nots
To help you to remember
Ummm um um um um um um um um

What I've called for is a
Homosexual government, yeah
Join us, be one of us
come out, be one of us, yeah

I'm very proud,
That I'm not straight
I'm very proud,
That I'm not natural
You know, I'm not human
Someone hit me on
The head one day, yeah
You know, I'm not human
Someone hit me on
The head one day and,
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know

Poor Pauline,
Poor Pauline,
Poor Pauline

I like trees,
And I like shrubs and plants
And trees and shrubs and plants
But I've put the fence up now
So they can't get in, yeah
Please explain, Me, me me
Please explain me, me me
Please explain me, me me
Please explain

Poor Pauline,
Poor Pauline,
I'm a gory as can be Pauline
And her fame
I'm a backdoor man
I'm very proud of it
I'm a backdoor man,
I'm homosexual
And back here,
This is a circular driveway

I still work and I worked
Just the other night
I'm rostered on, I
Think for next week
Now a gentleman came up
And told me, he said that
"Other people don't receive"
They've got to accept here inside
Or I'm saying that
They up and leave

Yes, it's a little bit country,
It's a little bit country, country, Country
It's a little bit rock and roll
If you ask me
Yes, it's a little bit country,
of course, of course, of course,
Her horse,
Will neigh, neigh, neigh,
Pauline

I'm very proud
That I'm not straight
I'm very proud
That I'm not natural

I'm a backdoor man
For the Ku Klux Klan
With very horrendous plans
I'm a very caring potato.
We will never have the chance

I'm a backdoor man
For the Ku Klux Klan
With very horrendous plans
I'm a very caring potato.
We will never have the chance

Please explain, ME
Me me
Please explain
Please explain, Me
Me me
Please explain
Please explain, Me
Please explain, me me
Please explain,

Thank you

Please explain,
Please explain, thank you