Come one, come all!
You've been going for miles;
Why don't you come to the land of a thousand smiles?
Sweet succour is here!
We offer rest and respite--
And wouldn't you love somewhere safe that you could stay for the night?
Rumour has it,
amongst those in the know
The White Rabbit tempted Alice
to go down in the hole...
(two. three &)
All of our locals gather in here,
Tourists coming back year after year,
They all hold this small bar very dear-
They're a faithful lot!
Watch some sports on our big-screen TV,
Talk up scores with your pals or with me,
At the end of the day you will see
we serve food for thought.
The weather is bad!
Clouds: So dark and so deep.
But inside my tavern it's warm,
so you can get some sleep.
So, do come inside,
Put up your feet for the night.
I know that we've only just met,
But I swear that I will not bite!
(two. three. SCREAM.)
All of our locals gather in here,
Tourists coming back year after year,
They all hold this small bar very dear-
They're a faithful lot!
Watch some sports on our big-screen TV,
Talk up scores with your pals or with me,
At the end of the day you will see
we serve food for thought.
I hope that you will take this time
To rest and to heal.
In the meanwhile,
I will go get the kitchen to make you a meal.
(heh.)
All of our locals gather in here,
Tourists coming back year after year,
They all hold this small bar very dear-
They're a faithful lot!
Watch some sports on our big-screen TV,
Talk up scores with your pals or with me,
At the end of the day you will see
we serve food for thought.
...at the end of the day you will see
we serve food for thought.