Who needs health care when we've got the second amendment?

Don't take my money.

Don't take my guns.

If you've got some kind of cancer, at least you'll have a means to end it.

Don't take my money.
Don't take my guns.

So forget that colon screening,
forget that biopsy,
forget those antibiotics,
and forget those yearly check-ups.

I'll off myself when I can't use my lungs.
Bullets are cheaper than doctors;
they're so overrated

Suicide is the way to save on medicaid.
Replace the nursing homes with mass graves.

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