ANOTHER FRIDAY NIGHT, DIAGNOSIS MURDER ON TV
THERE'S A KNOCK AT THE DOOR- IT'S THRASH MASTER P!
IN A RACE CAR SHIRT, JEALOUSY BURNED IN OUR EYES
IS THIS BAND PRACTICE, OR LORD OF THE FLIES?
RACE CAR SHIRT (YOU ALL WANT MY)
PRACTICE WAS HEATING UP, THAT'S WHEN PAT MADE HIS MISTAKE
BY TURNING HIS BACK ON RACE CAR SHIRT, FOR ONE OF US TO TAKE
RACE CAR SHIRT (WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY)
-ALLRIGHT, I'M GOING TO TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, AND WHOEVER
TOOK RACE CAR SHIRT CAN RETURN IT- NO QUESTIONS ASKED