ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT...GET THIS...
YOU'RE AT YOUR APARTMENT WITH THIS GIRL, RIGHT?
AND SHE'S LIKE "HEY, WHERE'S YOUR CAT?"
AND YOU'RE LIKE "YO, FORGET ABOUT THE CAT, BABY"
AND SHE'S LIKE "NO, I THINK YOUR ROOMATE KILLED IT"
SO YOU GO INTO YOUR ROOMATES ROOM AND GUESS WHAT YOU FIND...
THE REANIMATOR KILLED MY CAT
THEN HE BROUGHT IT BACK
WHAT A STAB IN THE BACK
THAT ASSHOLE KILLED MY CAT
THE REANIMATOR KILLED MY CAT
BUT AT LEAST HE BROUGHT IT BACK...
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT...SO GET THIS...
YOUR ROOMATE COMES IN AND HE'S ALL LIKE
"HEY, I THOUGHT I RENTED A PRIVATE ROOM..."
AND YOU'RE LIKE "YEAH, BUT UH, MY CAT..."
AND HE'S LIKE "IT WAS, UH, GOING THROUGH THE TRASH,
KNOCKED IT OVER, GOT ITS HEAD STUCK IN A JAR,
WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO, LEAVE A NOTE SAYING...
THE REANIMATOR KILLED YOUR CAT