Plecostomus - Fat America lyrics

Fat America, get outta you chair,
and go get some air,
'cause you look really dumb.


Fat America, get of of your ass,
go play in the grass,
like the rest of us do.

Fat America, get off of your bum,
stop sucking your thumb,
hey walmart, it sucks.

Fat America, it's not a disease,
you just eat to much cheese,
stop drinking that grease.

Fat America, the world thinks you suck,
can you even fuck?
I can't imagine you could.

Fat America, you should go join a gym,
'cause you need to get slim,
and you smell like cat shit.

Fat America, just go out and jog,
maybe cut down on the carbs,
and you'll look like a god.

Fat America, it isn't that hard,
try saving your life,
you fucking retard.

Fat America, enough is enough,
don't wait 'till your stuffed,
'cuase you'll fart too much.

Fat America, your making me pissed,
just go do some blow,
and you'll trim down a bit

Lard ass, lard ass, lard ass, you're a fucking lard ass, lard ass, lard ass, lard ass, you're a fucking lardy, lardy, lard, fucking lard ass. (X3)

over 20% of America is now clinically obese.
what the fuck up with that people?
lets get out there on the treadmill,
lard ass.