Album: The World Became the World
Inflate you waistcoat, wind down your eyes, 
Tie on your best smile, check your disguise. 
Dryclean your old jokes, practise despair, 
										
Hide your relations under the stairs. 
You're invited to attend the turkey party convention; 
Isn't that nice? 
You can leave your troubles at the door 
We have ways to make you cheer 
As long as you're not sick or poor 
A negro or a queer. 
We can fit you with a suit of clothes 
That will make you look like us, 
An appointments book and a new outlook 
A ladder or a truss 
Have another cup of reality 
Drink and drink some more! 
You can own a boat, a house, a car, 
Or live like Howard Hughes; 
Come on what have you got to lose... 
And if you're discreet there are pleasures sweet 
You can even swap your wife 
If you'11 only sign the dotted une 
You'11 be fine... Oh so fine... 
Thank you for joining here are your pills 
The man in the white coat wilI send you the bill. 
Would you like to meet 
Our most distinguished member... a doctor Faustus by name! 
Is my face on straight? 
Will they laugh at the gate 
Oh I mustn' t be late 
Is my face on straight? 
Is my face on straight? 
Will they let me throught the gate 
Oh I mustn't be late 
Is my face on straight... Is my face on straight... 
Is my face on straight?