It's 12 o'clock and I'm feeling fine,
I'm doing my weekly shop tonight,
I'm in a fluorescent lit supermarket down the road,
Everything's going alright I guess,
I've bought me some milk and some watercress,
Everything was going perfectly until...
It backfired at the tesco,
They trapped me at the tesco,
They did something I'll never forget,
It was a lame old line built not to impress,
More a cheesy remark on the chavs style of dress,
My eyes crossed like they've never done before,
Well it's 3 o'clock and I'm feeling shite,
I'm staying in A&E alone tonight,
I said something smart and those chavs were vexed.
It backfired at the tesco,
They trapped me at the tesco,
They did something I'll never forget,
It backfired at the tesco,
I was beaten at the tesco,
I said something smart and those chavs were vexed.
It backfired at the tesco,
They trapped me at the tesco,
Yeah, It backfired at the tesco,
They trapped me at the tesco,
It backfired at the tesco,
They trapped me at the tesco,