Being hit with a stick of celery
It's the evil weapon of my enemy
The Justice league arrives
Too bad I already died
Killed by a celery stick man
Killed by a celery stick man
I was on the farmers field of old
Lit a match to shield the cold
I watched it drop
Destroyed the crop
Killed by a celery stick man
Killed by a celery stick man
The celery crop was burnt down
The beautiful green, turned to brown
Out came a man
I quickly ran
Killed by a celery stick man
Killed by a celery stick man
I run and run and run and run
From the celery stick man
I run and run and run and run
But he can run, faster than I can
Killed by a celery stick man
Killed by a celery stick man