I like pretzels
so do I
if you don't eat them
you will die
I LIKE PRETZELS IN THE MORNING
THEY TASTE BETTER WHEN YOUR YAWNING
nice and salty
good for me
fuck you dietitian
leave me be
I LIKE PRETZELS IN THE MORNING
THEY TASTE BETTER WHEN YOUR YAWNING
snails cant have pretzels
coz pretzels have salt
but if I was a snail
I would make a cult
of snails who eat pretzels
even if they died
I would eat pretzels even if I fried.
I LIKE PRETZELS IN THE MORNING
THEY TASTE BETTER WHEN YOUR YAWNING