I once knew a guy, and his name was Jim
He used to like me, but I didn't like him
He told me he'd really like to go in bed
He told me he'd like to give me viscious head
He's a gay boy, boy toy, jerk off, a **** up
His boyfriend says, "Come live with me."
His boyfriend says, "Come and amke the scene."
His mom and dad are awful proud
It's perfectly acceptable to be a gay boy,
boy toy, jerk off, **** up
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