When I first saw her, gee I liked that girl
Even before her first pubic hair would curl
Then old Hubey said hey dude check this out
Man that 13-year-old punk rocker's chest started to sprout
And we all love her, Ursula
We all love her, Ursula
We all love her, Ursula
Our attention's undivided... Dammit we're excited
'Cause Ursula finally has tits, alright
Ursula finally has tits, outta sight
Ursula finally has tits, now she's cool
Ursula finally has tits, check it out dude
Ursula finally has tits
She went to the drug store and I saw what she bought
Maxi-pads, tampons, and a training bra
Eyeshadow, lipstick, smoking cigarettes
I think there's something that she needs to get off her chest
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