One
One, Two
One, Two, Three, Four!
I want a big fat blonde
To hold my hand
To keep this skinny boy from blowing over in the wind
I want a big fat blonde (Ooh-ee!)
A big fat blonde
Mama, mama, mama keep your skinny girls at home
'Cause this skinny boy wants a big fat blonde!
Me and my big fat blonde
We like to fight and scratch
I know I'll be the loser of the wrestling match
With my big fat blonde (Ooh-ee!)
Yes, a big fat blonde
Mama, mama, mama keep your skinny girls at home
'Cause this skinny boy wants a big fat blonde!
Well, I'm talking six foot three
Forty thirty forthy
Amazon bottom shelf
Tall damp and dirty
Talking six foot blonde (uh-huh?)
Ah Ha!
Well me and J D Salinger
Were sitting on your porch
I want a date with your sister, I know I need more!
A big fat blonde
Inside everybody there's a big fat blonde
If you don't believe me, take a look around!
Big fat blondes (Ooh-ee!)
everywhere, big fat blondes
Mama, keep those skinny girls at home
'Cause skinny little me wants a big fat blonde!